Tuesday, August 27, 2013

VMA's Rate and Hate

The VMA's last night was a seriously mixed bag. At one end of the scale there was cutaway couture, at the other a beetlejuice-esque monstrosity. Check out the high (and low) lights below.

Rate:


Wow wow wow. All grown up at 21 Selena Gomez knocked it out of the park in navy Atelier Versace. The hip high split and revealed corsetry could have been too much but the matte navy fabric as well as the natural makeup and undone hair tempered the sexiness.


Katy Perry's grill caused some people to scratch their heads but I liked her look. Yes the knee length embellished Emmanuel Ungaro was cut to the thigh but for once she kept her considerable cleavage under wraps which was a nice change. The shape suited the Roar singer's figure and her classic two strap sandal (a style that's been a real winner for a couple of seasons now), neat accessories and simple high ponytail modernised the leopard print. This look is just right for the VMA's. it's glam with a hint of fun (teeth jewellery is a right laugh) but most importantly it's not too formal. Hello this is not the grammy's, MTV is the channel who brought us Jersey Shore for goodness sake lets not take the evening too seriously. Which brings us to Taylor Swift...


Taylor Swift went full glam with old Hollywood hair and makeup in a stunning full length Herve Leger gown with a plunging neckline. The dress fitted like a glove and navy is an update on the black dress theme that is a perennial red carpet favourite and Taylor did look fabulous. However I can't help feel this is a bit too done, this is the VMA's and Rihanna wore jeans ffs. 

Daft Punk looked slick as ever in their Yves Saint Laurent suits (Sorry Hedi I can't bear to drop the Yves) their chromed out helmets and gloves were a slick addition. Possibly the best of the boys. 


Ellie Goulding occasionally gets a hard time for not conforming to the big blowout and lots of cleavage standards of many of the red carpet favourites. I've never understood this, the singer looks pretty and cool and far more contemporary that many of her compatriots most of the time, and never more than in this high necked high split studded gown. The all over studs added the perfect rock and roll edge for a music awards event, watch and learn everyone else who didn't keep in mind which red carpet they were walking. 

Jemima Kirke you complete me you mad vintage curtain wearing goddess you.  


Vintage Dolce and Gabanna, VINTAGE DOLCE AND GABANNA! Seriously every now and again people surprise you. Yes Miley Cyrus's performance resembled the actions of the the possessed child from The Exorcist (the tongue, the miming finger-banging herself with an inanimate object, dry humping on some old lad) but this outfit is cool contemporary while nodding to the 90's and completely different to everyone else. The crop top is al brave choice for a red carpet but I can't help but feel Miley is channelling the poster girl for the crop top, Gwen Stefani, (check out the buns) and if so then it all makes sense. Kudos to Miley for daring to wear couture rubber designer Atsuko Kudo's (do you see what I did there) nude bralet and pants, I'm a huge fan of theirs, but not sure she pulled it off. Oh well, you win some you lose some Miley. 


Iggy Azalea you can do no wrong in my eyes. The Aussie rapper totally pulls off this completely sheers wisp of embellished Pucci. The full on gilt on her pale pale skin, and her phenomenonly curvy physique makes this a look that not many will or will be able to emulate. A departure from her usual big earrings and booty shorts outfits, I'm excited to see where Iggy goes next sartorially. 

Not sure...
Givenchy stop trying to make Ciara happen, Ciara is not going to happen. She looks stunning in this sheer embellished couture which is not a million miles away from Iggy Azaleas Pucci  but the feathered hen made it just a step too far for the VMA's. 

Hate is a strong word but:

Nope, nope nope. Not working for me sorry Rita Ora. This is way too much and I'm not keen on the beauty look either, the tones make you looked washed out and plastic. Better luck next time.

Gaga no. You're wearing a bin bag and a Halloween witch wig. Go back into retirement and try again. 

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejui... Stop! Don't finish reading it aloud it might appear. Best to kill it before it lays eggs. The suit or Robin Thicke I hear you ask? You decide. 





Thursday, August 1, 2013

She Who Can do no Wrong Pt. 5: As if You Needed More Proof...

It's Gwen again! 

Gwen Stefani has had a whopper week of sartorial success, see the evidence below:


Beach side cool in crop top, boyfriend jeans and kimono cover up, Gwen had me rushing to ebay in search of a japanese jacket. the low slung black belt, black aviators and slash of fuschia lip bring the look together. not many have the abs for this so thank you Gwen for allowing us to live vicariously through you. 


Daring to do double denim, Gwen did the school run (I speculate) in a  G-Star denim jumpsuit with a mock waistband making it appear she is pulling off the more challenging jeans and denim shirt option. The jumpsuit does all of the work and the casual roll-up legs make this look proportionally perfect for Gwen. The rocky chain detail sandals by Gwen's own label L.A.M.B. seem to be a favourite of hers, she wears them regularly out and about and I can see why. They lengthen the legs and remove any risk that Gwen looks like a painter and decorator on duty. Extra points for the stunning L.A.M.B. structured shoulder bag also in denim hues and in for a penny in for a pound the fedora is also blue in tone. This denim blue overload was a big trend on the catwalks for summer with several designers showing looks of either one block shade of blue or combining many tones. Gwen naturally has made taken the trend to the street, and won. 


Dude you are killing me here. Gwen went for a trot around Primrose Hill this weekend. She wore what the majority of the locals would have been sporting, the skinny jeans, ubiquitous high-tops and a hipster plaid shirt thrown over band t-shirt. But the sunglasses, and HEADBAND! She looks like a fabulous alien from planet celebrity who is doing a pretty good job of blending in with the humans around her but stumbles at the final fence (hint for Gwen: using an umbrella to shade your perfectly porcelain complexion when all around you are basted in oil and sizzling is a massive give-away that you're not from round these parts*)

*This reference may be lost on non-Londoners. For your info during our mini heatwave the much celebrated London parks have been packed with girls and boys in bikinis and boxers baking themselves on their lunch breaks and weekends. We have no beaches or gardens so please don't judge us!


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